Roaches and Prolific Barkers

Roaches and Prolific Barkers


Last month, because of a job transfer, some of our long-term tenants moved out.  They’d been in our single-family rental for six years.  Although the home was returned in great shape, we decided it was time to paint it and replace the ten-year-old carpet.  The shave-and-haircut rehab came out great, and it looked wonderful!


As soon as we put For Rent signs in the yard, the phone began ringing like crazy.  Folks love to rent nice-looking, well-maintained homes that are located in solid neighborhoods and rent for below-market rates.


One of the first applications faxed to us was a landlord’s dream!  It was neat and complete.  The applicant had been on their job for seven years, had the security deposit and rental payment in hand, and wanted to move in immediately.  I was so happy…I needed a bib to not slobber all over myself!


If you’ve been reading our weekly newspaper column for any length of time, then you know there’s one more very important thing I must do before signing a lease with this “perfect” tenant.  I must first do a surprise inspection – both inside and out – of their current residence.  Remember, wherever they live now looks exactly like how they’ll have your investment property looking one week after they move in.


Thank God I follow this rule!


On paper, the prospective tenant was perfect.  In reality, they lived like P-I-G-S!  The yard was overgrown and full of trash.  They’d easily win the Worst-Yard-of-the-Month Award every month!  After being invited in, I didn’t know which to fear most – the two flesh-eating, ankle-gnawing, yap-yap-yapping, bug-eyed Chihuahua dogs or the hundreds of cockroaches crawling on the walls and raining down on my head!  (Bet your scalp is beginning to itch.)


Here’s the funny thing: These people wanted to move into our property to get away from their roaches.  Want to guess what these folks would have brought with them to our newly rehabbed, bug-free rental if I hadn’t done the in-home inspection prior to lease signing?  How about thousands of creepy-crawly roaches along with two prolific barking devil dogs that had piranha-like appetites!


Here’s one of the most common mistakes made by landlords: A tenant is found who has move-in funds and can fog a mirror.  Without doing any more due diligence, the landlord allows the tenant to sign a lease and rent the property.  As soon as the tenant moves in, the landlord thinks all the hard work is done and that now there’s nothing to do but go to the mailbox once a month to pick up the rent check.


Folks, the job of landlording begins the day the tenant moves in.  And it usually it takes three or four months to teach tenants to be good tenants.  For the record, can you guess who taught them to be bad tenants?  Bad landlords, of course.


Something to remember: To teach someone to be a good tenant, you must first have solid material with which to work.  If your prospective tenant is a flake, is a chronically late payer or is naturally filthy, there’s no fixing these problems.  It’s best to move on and wait for a better caliber tenant.


Bill and Kim’s North Georgia Real Estate Investors Association meets on the 2nd Thursday of each month, from 7 to 9 p.m., at the beautiful Hilton Garden Inn off Main Street in Cartersville, Georgia.  For more info, go to